What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know?

Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes.

Who's there ! Alda ! Alda who ?

Alda time you knew who it was !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for