What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.