What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn