What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

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Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose