What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

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What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.