What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

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Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.