What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.