What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What did the sheep say to the farmers crop?

This is baaaad.

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Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!