What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.