What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.