What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

Previous Random Joke Next

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

15 Year Jokes More 15 Year Jokes

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.