People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
A tongue
Because it can be very thyme-consuming.
A super stoaker
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
He overslept.
