What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

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What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!