What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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What do you call a twitching cow?

Beef Jerky

What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

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Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

Where does the red fern grow?

A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

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What do you call an Irish midget?

Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.

What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.