Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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Because the cow has the udder

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OC) An utter disappointment

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)