Whats the difference between a woman an...

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

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What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.