What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

What's the best part of a woman?

between 18 and 24 yrs

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Where do you buy Pikmin from?

The Oli-Mart

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail?

Collared Greens'

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

What do you call a black woman in space?

An astronaut, you douchebag.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"