Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked