What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over?

Doughnuts.

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit