What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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Why do Spanish tests take so long?

Because of all the ese questions.

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

A: Oh-lay!

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What will they name their child?

Donald Dump

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

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What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?

Manuel...

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What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre