Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between aged cheddar and regular cheddar?

The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.