What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

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What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese.

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What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst