What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer