Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

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Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

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What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!