What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!"