What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

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What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

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What's the shortest book ever written?

A: French War Heroes.

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.