What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

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What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'