Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

Who's Gotye?

while their kids were like, "What's a record

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Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?

The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.