What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

Previous Random Joke Next

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call an extremely flamboyant loaf of bread?

A faggette

What's a redneck's favorite type of bread?

Inbred

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.