What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

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Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!