What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

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Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

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What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!