What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

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How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top