What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.