Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What did the doctor say to the angry midget?

I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

What are you an idiot?

Redneck: "Why is it required "

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Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.