What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.