Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

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How did the other stay on?

He was a little more on...

How do Eskimo fleas stay warm?

A flea's blanket.