What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

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How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

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What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer?

It's out of order.

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

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What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

What is M. Night Shyamalan's favorite pastry?

A cinema-n twist.