Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

How are women like KFC?

After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na