Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

Run Race Jokes More Run Race Jokes

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.