Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

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A: An animal that talks your head off.

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I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

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You keep hearing about em but you never see em

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Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.