What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

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What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.