What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

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What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you