What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet