What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

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Neckbeard

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."

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What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.