What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks