What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

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How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

Rank Jokes More Rank Jokes

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything?

Seor Manager