A shampoodle !
Raise the woof!
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.
The girl in church has her soul full of hope...
A shampoodle