What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent