What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

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Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer