What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !