What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!

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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.